Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops
On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad explains how the harsh conditions in mining camps can require two men becoming one.
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Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show
The former third party presidential candidate returns to helm 'The Cressbeckler Stance' and sound off on flannel-mouthed liars from Washington to Wall Street.
Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base
Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.
Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship
On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad says any Mexican who crosses the scorching-hot desert on foot has proved himself worthy of US citizenship. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
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Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'
Onion News Network pundit Joad Cressbeckler warns Americans that genetically modifying crops may have dangerous consequences.
Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams
Onion News Network pundit Joad Cressbeckler takes NASA to task for getting full as a tick on the hard earned money of Americans.
Joad Cressbeckler Denies He Incited Mob To Drag Congressman Through Briar Patch
Joad says he can't be blamed for Rep. Cummings being dragged through a briar patch just because he called for the congressman to be dragged through a briar patch. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
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- Length: 2:31
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'The Cressbeckler Stance' -- Coming Soon To The Onion News Network
This spring on the Onion News Network '08 Presidential candidate and unabashed straight-shooter Joad Cressbeckler returns to tackle today's toughest issues. America's Goin' Joad.
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Joad's Taters, Cressbeckler Stance
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Gus Cressbeckler introduces himself to America
Presidential candidate Gus Cressbeckler introduces himself to America, explains his position on a few key issues, and clears up some misconceptions involving allegations of a racial nature.
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{YTP} ~ Go ahead, Celtic Thunder LTD. Try to take this one down.
Seeing as how it has no content from them. Sorry, this one was done lazily and rushed to make up for the CT video being taken down.
- DaThings1
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the one that got away (sample)
Produced by Phantom for Blockstyle ENT 2010 samples from "interlude" by Danny Howells
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Re: Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation's Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer
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In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing. (Aired 10/25/11)
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Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter:...
Genetic engineering: The world's greatest scam?
(French version -- www.greenpeace.org Genetic engineering is a threat to food security, especially in a changing climate. The introduction of genetically manipulated organisms by choice or by accident grossly undermines sustainable agriculture and in so doing, severely limits the choice of food...
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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com
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